I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
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Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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