I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize