in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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