Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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