your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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