can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
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I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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