Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
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Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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