I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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