My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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