that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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