nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
These tits shall not be calmed
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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