Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
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