I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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