i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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