He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
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maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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