How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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