Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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