im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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