I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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