I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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