Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
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Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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