is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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