He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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