She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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