I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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