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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
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and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
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Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?