if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
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You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying