Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful