So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
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never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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