My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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