i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
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I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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