is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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