i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I lost the right to judge tonight
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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