Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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