He kissed a someone with a penis
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
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Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
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I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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