I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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