Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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