She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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