Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I fill condoms, not promises.
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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