ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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