I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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