there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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