it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize