He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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