this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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