If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
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Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
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AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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