Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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