i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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