I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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