Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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