Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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