How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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