im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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