I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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i think im in europe. pls send help
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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