The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
we're so committed to being not committed
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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