your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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