god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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