the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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