You work out of a Hotel?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are we still banned from the library?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
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